Bouncers are often though of as scrappers who love to start fights, too big, tough, and forcibly eject trouble-causing customers. You might be thinking how on earth does this apply to a USB gadget? But that’s exactly what you get with the USB Desktop Bouncer. The duty of this doorman is not to monitor the crowd and make sure everyone behaves, but to monitor your pc. Standing 8 inches tall and equipped with dark glasses this guy is dressed to kill… literally.Plug the 1.2-metre USB lead into him, switch him on and place on your desk when you’re on lunch break. Instead of a button for his jacket the bouncer is fitted with a motion sensor, which, when it detects danger triggers him to say one of six programmed phrases in a deep ‘bouncer style’ English voice, they are: ‘You’re not welcome here’, ‘Your names not down, your not coming in’ ‘You’re not coming anywhere near here looking like that’, ‘Not today mate’, ‘Come over here if you think your hard enough’, and ‘You’re cruising for a bruising’.
